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Carell, who co-wrote the screenplay with director Judd Apatow, was hilarious in every shape-and-form as Sitizer, a clerk at an electronic's store who, in his 40s, had yet to lose his virginity. The film was a huge hit in and has become one of the classic comedy films of the s, and it helped make Carell a rising star in the film world. Here are 10 similarly laugh-out-loud moments in the actor's filmography.


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Jay : You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Jill : Are you Andy? Andy Stitzer : Uh Jill : [holds up Jay's card] Is this yours?

Did you write this stuff? Andy Stitzer : [Covering] Oh! God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me. Jill : So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?

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Andy Stitzer : [Stunned] Mmm-hmm Yeah, I wrote that. Jill : Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'". Andy Stitzer : [Embarrassed] Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho Jill : You are never going to meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!

Andy Stitzer : Who the Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. So why don't you back the shit off, all right? And stop with the inquisition. Jill : That's how you talk? Andy Stitzer : You know what? I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch!

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Know what I sayin'? So, shit, man Jill : [to Jay] You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert. Jay : I don't hang out with him!

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I work with him and that's it! I tried to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself. I don't mess with him, baby. That's not me.

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Andy Stitzer : You should keep your ho on a leash. Jay : Oh, bro, I can't let you talk Andy Stitzer : Hey! Jay : I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg. Andy Stitzer : Hey, hey!

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Bitch's running wild, man. Smart Tech Customer : This shit just got real! Jay : What are you gonna do, bitch? Smart Tech Customer : I'll tell you what.

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You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th? Jay : You ever heard of rolling twenties, nigga? Since I was sixteen, nigga, I'm saying "frosty.

We fucked dwarves in the ass! Smart Tech Customer : Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face!

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Andy Stitzer : [walks up quickly] Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart Tech.

What can I help you with? Smart Tech Customer : [points at Jay] Is this your boy? Jay : Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! Where you at? Andy Stitzer : Hey, how can we help you, sir? Jay : No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules.

But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch, and now he 'bout to bounce! Smart Tech Customer : This your boy? Jay : Yeah, nigga, that's my boy. We rep the same Smart Tech. Smart Tech Customer : [points at Andy] You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.

Smart Tech Customer : Both ya'll niggas!

Andy Stitzer : What? What did I do?

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Smart Tech Customer : It don't fucking matter! Jay : Yeah, well, aim high, Willis. Aim high! Smart Tech Customer : Wait, wait, wait, last thing, last thing.

I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it for the price of Jay : That I can't do Smart Tech Customer : Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out. Jay : Whoa, whoa, whoa I ain't nobody's nigga. Smart Tech Customer : Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Jay : Now you're being condescending, see? You've been warned, 'aight? Now, let's move forward amicably. Smart Tech Customer : Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect.

Watch your mouth and help me with the sale. Jay : Okay, see You was lookin' for a nigga? Nigga here now! Jay : [to Mooj] Why you always telling me to go fuck a goat?

Mooj : [talking to a customer] This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma. Jay : What are you doing? That's my customer.